Date(2003-11-15T23:42:43)
#joiito fell silent one day
in a wholly remarkable way --
for the resident millions
had all been paid billions
to sign a complete NDA.
Date(2003-11-10T23:42:43)
Who needs onomatopoeia?
For a poet it's no panacea.
So, Ave Maria,
If you want to be a
Pop poet--hey, kiss my tortilla!
Date(2003-10-23T23:42:43)
If you want to make money and more-a
You need to absorb Marks's lore-a.
In media res
may be a nice place
but the money's in mediagora.
When Joiichi redid his wiki
To change it became rather tricky
New users would fail
Joi offered email
But a wiki that tricky's not sticky
Date(2003-06-03T14:42:43)
When in IRC with Joi-Ichi
Be careful you don't get too preachy
He prefers the dilatory
to the pontificatory
But limericks will do just peachy
Date Oct 20, 2004
When joiichi redid his wiki
to change it became rather tricky
new users would fail
joi offered email
But a wiki that tricky's not sticky
Date Jan 2004
Suw, our blogging friend from near Bournemouth
Watched Trumpton while feeling forlorn. Cuth-
bert Dibble and Grubb
Became her social hub,
and beside her, covered in popcorn, Knuth.
Date Feb 2004
(With assistance from Othermaciej)
A Dorsetshire maiden named Suw
Was unsure which language to do
Advised by Maciej
She got carried away
I językiem zrobiła coś mu
Date(2003-06-03T15:36:51)
Jeannie's a new friend of Joi's
She gets to play with his tech toys
When it comes to a Wiki
Things get rather sticky
She runs back to her chat with the boys
Jeannie's chatroom omniscience
Combines with her concupiscence
keeps her up all the night
spreading delight
While trying out different positions
Jeannie should start up her blog
It need not be such a slog
Her modus vivendi
nonstop innuendi
And holding out hopes of a snog.
IRC denizen jeanniecool
Brightens it by her playing the fool
She is there night and day
Leading geek boys astray
From their code to the size of their tool.
jeanniecool is always on irc
her keyboard propped on her knees
with her radio on big band
and keyboard in hand
she can now chat while she pees
Shirley, your blog is so valid,
Making poor jeannie's seem pallid
She'd rather snog
Than work on her blog
But she can't seem to find a local lad
Date Feb 2004
Suw, IRC-ing from bed
Could not get it quite through her head
That to type with one hand
Gives us to understand
She is fiddling elsewhere instead
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